· Let the chocolate do the talking· For those who spoiled it for you· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g "I Hope Your Christmas is Shit" is for those who spoiled it for you through the year. No more pretending, say it as...

· Turn a boring chocolate bar into a fun birthday gift· Fun gift for your bestie· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Turn a boring chocolate bar into a fun birthday gift.  Birthdays are all about fun, but what’s fun without a bit of...

· Turn a boring chocolate bar into a fun birthday gift· Fun gift for your bestie· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Turn a boring chocolate bar into a fun birthday gift.  A naughty way to wish your loved ones a very Happy Birthday...

· Turn a boring chocolate bar into a fun birthday gift· Birthday cards and vouchers - boringgg· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Birthday cards, vouchers, lousy presents - boringgg! Time to jazz it up with a delightful naughty treat.  Even the boring f*uckface person in...

· Let the chocolate do the talking· For Santa's favourite slut· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Christmas isn’t just for the kids! All you kinky adults can feast on something delicious during this festive season and we don’t just mean the chocolates 😉...

· For lovers who swipe right· Made for modern love· Ditch the dull treats· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Our Algorithm Win Chocolate is the ultimate edible flex for couples who met online. Whether it was a swipe, a like, or a...

· Not for boring people· For the sexy trouble maker· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g The “You Make Bad Decisions Look Sexy” Chocolate is perfect for the partner who could convince you to steal a shopping cart at midnight, and you’d...

· The ultimate plot twist· Swipe worthy gift· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g From casual to committed, one swipe at a time. The Hookup to Heartfelt chocolate slab is the perfect gift for anyone who set out for a one night...

· From Typing to Tying the Knot· More Fun Than Flowers· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g The “From DMs to This” chocolate is for the couple who took their digital flirt game and turned it into something real. Celebrate your journey...

· The perfect gift for couples who embrace their mutual laziness· Way better than flowers· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Romance, but make it real. The You’re Lucky I’m Too Lazy Chocolate is the ultimate gift for the one you love...

· Celebrate love that’s good enough· Way better than flowers· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Because honesty is the foundation of every great relationship. The You’re the Best I Could Do Chocolate is the perfect edible mic-drop for couples who know they’ve...

· Celebrate love that’s good enough· Way better than flowers· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g The One More Valentine’s Day Alone Chocolate is the ultimate gift for roasting your single friend or poking fun at yourself. Perfect for Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day,...

· Say what everyone’s thinking· A hilarious gift for friends who need a laugh, or a mirror· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g The “You’re Single Because There’s No Filter for Personality” Chocolate is the perfect way to roast your single friend...

· The sweetest burn· Roast your friend or laugh at your own dating disasters· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Let’s cut to the chase. The “Your Standards Aren’t the Problem, Your Personality Is” Chocolate is the ultimate edible reality check for...

Easter never tasted or looked this good Hand-crafted Belgian chocolate with a golden surprise Available in 3 flavours: milk, white, or bueno-style mix Hop into Easter with a treat that’s packing more than just sweetness. Our Belgian chocolate bunny lollies...

Exclusive to us – you won’t find these naughty nuggets anywhere else Includes 3 bunnies – milk, white, and Bueno-style Belgian chocolate The full bunny experience Perfect for mates, partners, and Easter chaos creators Three bunnies. Three times the fun....