
· For the dad who definitely didn’t read the fine print
· A Father’s Day card... but edible and actually worth keeping
· Makes an unforgettable gag gift (and snack)
· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g
This Belgian chocolate slab delivers the ultimate mic-drop message: Bet you regret it now. Equal parts funny and delicious, it’s made for dads who love banter, bad jokes, and snacks they don’t have to share.
Perfect as a last minute gift that still looks like you tried. Whether it’s from the golden child or the one who eats all the snacks, this slab will hit just right. Pop it in the post, drop it on the BBQ table, or hand it over with a smirk - no gift wrap required when the message is this good.
Consume within 6 months for best taste.