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Finally Divorced Chocolate Bar
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· Time for a sweet celebration - Finally Fucking Divorced!· Lush milk chocolate balls with a crisp pink sugar shell· We all know someone in need of this chocolate bar· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g We all know someone who has been through the dreadful...

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Don't Cry Chocolate Bar
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· "Don't Cry Over a Shrimp Dick" - not worth it· A fun gifts to cheer a friend in need· Send a sweet message to a friend· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Breakups are hard, but "Don't Cry Over a Shrimp Dick", it is...

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Your Vag Deserves Better Chocolate Bar
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· Message for self-love and appreciation · A fun gifts to cheer a friend in need· Send a sweet message to a friend· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Breakups are hard, but it is time for some self-love and appreciation. Our banter chocolate "Your Vagina...

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Bigger and Better Chocolate Bar
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· Breakups suck, but hey, it is “Time to Move to Bigger and Better Dick” · A fun gifts to cheer a friend in need · Send a sweet message to a friend · Belgian milk chocolate, 120g “Hopefully we can still be...

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Thanks Chocolate Bar
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· A gift of appreciation · We all need this one friend in a night out · Send a sweet message to a friend · Belgian milk chocolate, 120g We sometimes cross our limits with alcohol and we need someone to get...

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"I F*** the Manager" Chocolate Bar
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· Let the chocolate do the talking · Take your secret out, anonymously · Who’s been naughty in the workplace? · Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Do you feel the urge to tell someone your little secret, but the situation doesn’t allow it?...

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Your Mum Chocolate Bar
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· We dare you gift it!· For those with sense of humour· Handcrafted Belgian milk chocolate · Belgian milk chocolate, 120g There are some horrible people we cross path with, people not worth being around. Or friends we would love to annoy by...

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Single and Ready to Mingle
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· "Single and Ready to Mingle"· Sexy chocolate bar· Send a sweet message to a friend· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Gone are the days crying over the "one", healing's done and you are back on the dating market - "Single and Ready...

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"Small Boobs Big Dreams" Chocolate Bar
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· Bigger is no longer better! · “Small Boobs Big Dreams” chocolate bar · Send to a friend who needs to read it out · Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Gone are the days we live in a society that dictates big boobs...

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Happy Birthday Bestie Chocolate Bar
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· Turn a boring chocolate bar into a fun birthday gift· Fun gift for your bestie· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Turn a boring chocolate bar into a fun birthday gift for your bestie.  "Happy Birthday To My Bestest Bitch" is one of...

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"Small Dick Big Dreams" Chocolate Bar
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· “Small Dick Big Dreams” chocolate bar · Send to someone who needs to read it out · Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Our banter chocolates help you express. "Small Dick Big Dreams" is perfect for whoever you feel fits. It can be...

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Your Swimmers are Winners Chocolate Bar
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· Finest milk Belgian chocolate - delish· Golden perls - milk chocolate with a crisp sugar shell· Fun gift for Dads with a sense of humour· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Don't just send them a cheesy last-minute card, sweeten up their special day with our hand crafted chocolate...

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I'm Glad I Wasn't Just Chocolate Bar
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· Finest milk Belgian chocolate! What's not to like?!· Heavenly crispy pearls covered in milk, white and dark chocolate· Fun gift for Dads with a sense of humour· Belgian milk chocolate,120g Don't just send them a cheesy last-minute card, sweeten up their...

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Thanks for not Shooting Blanks Chocolate Bar
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· Finest milk Belgian chocolate! What's not to like?!· Delicious milk chocolate balls with a crisp sugar shell· Fun gift for Dads with a sense of humour· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Don't just send them a cheesy last-minute card, sweeten up their special...

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You Won't Be Missed Chocolate Bar
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· There is always the one annoying co-worker - Brenda or Mark· Fun leaving party gift· No need to be subtle· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g "You Won't Be Missed" chocolate bar, the new addition to our Banter Chocolates range.  Let's be honest, there...

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You're Dead to Us Chocolate Bar
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· There is always the one annoying co-worker - Claire or John· Fun leaving party gift· No need to be subtle· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g "You're Dead to Us" chocolate bar, the new addition to our Banter Chocolates range.  Let's be honest, there is...

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Piss Off to Your New Job Chocolate Bar
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· Say it as it is! Don't hold back· Fun leaving party gift· No need to be subtle· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Is there someone you work with, you can't wait to see the back of, forever?! Have you fantasised about the...

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Hope You Fail Chocolate Bar
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· Your true feelings on a chocolate!· Fun leaving party gift· Why hold back?!· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g It is hurtful when your work buddy decides to leave you for a better job oppertunity, isn't it? Well, we have created "Hope You...

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No One Cares Chocolate Bar
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· Your thoughts on a chocolate!· Fun leaving party gift· Don't hold back· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g You can finally reveal the way you feel. "No One Cares. Bye Bye Bitch" banter chocolate is perfect for your boss or co-worker. You can send anonymously...

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I Work With Wankers Chocolate Bar
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· Your thoughts on a chocolate!· Fun office gift· Don't hold back· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g You can finally reveal the way you feel. "I work with wankers" banter chocolate is perfect for your boss or co-worker. You can send anonymously or not, we...

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Merry Christmas Miserable Wanker Chocolate
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· Let the chocolate do the talking· Confront the mood killers· Bring back the fun· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g No more tolerating miserable wankers this year! It’s time to confront these mood killers and bring back the fun. There’s no better way...

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Santa Doesn't Like Twats Chocolate
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· Let the chocolate do the talking· No sugar coating needed· Say it as it is· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Christmas is a time of great joy, love and brutal honesty! Our banter chocolates are perfect for telling the twats that they...

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You're on The Cunt List Chocolate
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· Let the chocolate do the talking· Who's been a c*nt this year?· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Tell them straight! Our banter Christmas chocolates are a hilarious way to tell all the c*nts in your life that they are on your...

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Merry Fucking Christmas Chocolate
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· Let the chocolate do the talking· It has been challenging year· Belgian milk chocolate, 120g Not everyone likes Christmas and the boring family gatherings, the fass about getting gifts and turning up for the realtives you don't like at...

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