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· Saves aggro with your partner
· Features jizz stains (kind of) to cover their doings
· Super soft and absorbent, no rubbing needed
· Dries 3 times faster than classic towels – we thought of it all

Our Personalized Wank Wipe is designed to stop the wankers use your cloths, rub cum into the carpet or worse – shoot into a plate with food (gross). They can finally jerk it into their belly button and wipe it clean.

The Wank Wipe is super soft and absorbent, it dries 3 times faster than the classic towel. We added some “stains” on it to cover their doings. It leaves the skin clean and soft, unlike Kleenex. 

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Personalised Wank Wipe

Regular price £8.99

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Description

· Saves aggro with your partner
· Features jizz stains (kind of) to cover their doings
· Super soft and absorbent, no rubbing needed
· Dries 3 times faster than classic towels – we thought of it all

Our Personalized Wank Wipe is designed to stop the wankers use your cloths, rub cum into the carpet or worse – shoot into a plate with food (gross). They can finally jerk it into their belly button and wipe it clean.

The Wank Wipe is super soft and absorbent, it dries 3 times faster than the classic towel. We added some “stains” on it to cover their doings. It leaves the skin clean and soft, unlike Kleenex. 

Personalised Wank Wipe

Fast Delivery

Same or next day dispatch. No faff.

Returns? Easy.

We’re not here to guilt trip you.

Custom Stuff

Add their name. So they can’t re-gift it.

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Proof we’re not just full of it.

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