Skip to content
en
United Kingdom GBP
Skip to product information
Merry Dickmass Glitter Placemats
Merry Dickmass Glitter Placemats
Merry Dickmass Glitter Placemats
Merry Dickmass Glitter Placemats
Description

· Jazz it up this Christmas
· Add some glitter and penises to the table
· Glitter MDF placemat, 23cm x 19cm

Need something to jazz up your Christmas tableware? Our Merry Dickmass Glitter Placemats will be the talk at the table. Perfect dinner party convo with the in-laws! Who doesn’t love glitter, fun and most importantly dick?!

Specification
Add Second tab description here.

Merry Dickmass Glitter Placemats

Regular price £4.99

Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout

  • Each
  • Set of 4
Description

· Jazz it up this Christmas
· Add some glitter and penises to the table
· Glitter MDF placemat, 23cm x 19cm

Need something to jazz up your Christmas tableware? Our Merry Dickmass Glitter Placemats will be the talk at the table. Perfect dinner party convo with the in-laws! Who doesn’t love glitter, fun and most importantly dick?!

Merry Dickmass Glitter Placemats
Regular price £4.99

Fast Delivery

Same or next day dispatch. No faff.

Returns? Easy.

We’re not here to guilt trip you.

Custom Stuff

Add their name. So they can’t re-gift it.

5* Star Truth

Proof we’re not just full of it.

Need a Hand?
Behind the Fun
Shop the Sass

Copyright© 2025 Risque Gifts Powered by Shopify

en
United Kingdom GBP
  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Bancontact
  • Diners Club
  • Discover
  • Google Pay
  • iDEAL
  • Maestro
  • Mastercard
  • PayPal
  • Shop Pay
  • Union Pay
  • Visa
Coupon
Drawer Title
Similar Products